A dialog between the Id, Ego, and Superego

Id: God, I need to get laid.

Superego: That girl in the corner of the bar has been looking at us and seems interested, we should go for it.

Ego: "Hello, what's your name?"

Id: She looks nice and easy too, I bet she'll fuck us with a little effort.

Superego: Yes, another goddam airhead with a pretty face. You know I'll never be satisfied with these bimbos we usually go after and I probably won't even be willing to put the effort in to get her in the sack if she's as dumb as she looks.

Ego: ...."Oh really? I used to go to school there as well, what was your major?"....

Id: Yeah, and then we'll be stuck jerking off again, don't ruin this with that "I need to be stimulated mentally as well as physically" bullshit again, you pretentious asshole.

Superego: Hey, you're the id, you're not supposed to throw around big words like pretentious. Stick to your primal urges there, creton.

Ego: ..."So what are you doing next weekend? Me? No plans here..."

Id: That a boy, Ego, go in for the subtle kill. Get her drunk next weekend we'll be good as laid.

Superego: Here we go again.... ah, well, I guess this is better than doing meth and looking at internet pornography to satisfy our sex drive.

Ego: Hey, can you two shut the fuck up for a second? I'm trying to find middle ground between the desires of you both within the confines socially acceptable behavior..... sheeesh.