A dialog between the Id, Ego, and Superego
Id: God, I need to get laid.
Superego: That girl in the corner of the bar has been looking at us and seems interested, we should go for it.
Ego: "Hello, what's your name?"
Id: She looks nice and easy too, I bet she'll fuck us with a little effort.
Superego: Yes, another goddam airhead with a pretty face. You know I'll never be satisfied with these bimbos we usually go after and I probably won't even be willing to put the effort in to get her in the sack if she's as dumb as she looks.
Ego: ...."Oh really? I used to go to school there as well, what was your major?"....
Id: Yeah, and then we'll be stuck jerking off again, don't ruin this with that "I need to be stimulated mentally as well as physically" bullshit again, you pretentious asshole.
Superego: Hey, you're the id, you're not supposed to throw around big words like pretentious. Stick to your primal urges there, creton.
Ego: ..."So what are you doing next weekend? Me? No plans here..."
Id: That a boy, Ego, go in for the subtle kill. Get her drunk next weekend we'll be good as laid.
Superego: Here we go again.... ah, well, I guess this is better than doing meth and looking at internet pornography to satisfy our sex drive.
Ego: Hey, can you two shut the fuck up for a second? I'm trying to find middle ground between the desires of you both within the confines socially acceptable behavior..... sheeesh.
posted by Aaron @ 6:49 PM
7 Comments:
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lol AARON! I haven't checked your blog in a while, and I'm definitely glad I did. You always raise my spirits. Keep up the good work.
And I totally hear ya on the way it all works...
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The "Id" is known to throw $10 words around. I think that "pretentious" is only a $2 word, so yeah, "pretentious" is not out of bounds to the "Id". "Id" can do better. "Id" has so much potential.
The "Id" is known to throw $10 words around. Last I heard,
"pretentious" is only a $2 word. Therefore, "Id" can do better. "Id" has so much potential.
As for getting laid, I recomend poppers.
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Id: I cant fucking believe this moron! I mean jesus, he forgot the word "of" in the last sentence!
Superego: Its one word... the only person that's gong to look like a moron if you bring it up is you. Just let it go.
Ego: Hey Aaron, I love the new addition to the Blog. Especialy that last part, lol.
Well written.
I think we're all a little schitzophrenic here.
And yes, if you are going for a degree in IT for networking - I found the most fun is being an installer. I liked being in the field much better. The physical work is harder, but you don't have to argue as much, and the day goes by much faster.
I never liked being in a freezing cold computer room all day - especially in the summer.
Thanks for your comments on my blog.
MsAmber
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